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guy:


Look at that booty, show me the booty Give me the booty, I want the the booty Back up the booty, I need the booty I like the booty, oh what a booty 

rivalstruck:

soulsneasel:

why are bras called bras

battle ready armor

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floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

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nayx:

if you are grabbed from behind, here are some helpful self defense tips.  fart

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awkwardsituationist:

from girl rising …to consider on international women’s day (and every day thereafter)

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naomster:

tempestpaige:

my mom has a tiny violin she plays whenever me or my siblings complain about stupid stuff

YOUR MOTHER IS MR KRAABS

illkim:

"You smoke?"

"Only recreationally"

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(via lolsofunny)

parents: you need to go out more
parents: you need to exercise more
parents: YOU'RE GOING OUT FOR A WALK??? YOU?????
parents: HAHAHA WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU???
parents: why are you getting angry